Wine Club Member Discovers 11 Unopened Shipments

Venturing into the garage in search of a specific box, longtime wine club member Doug Ferrante discovered eleven unopened shipments Saturday, sources confirmed. “I thought I was maybe two behind. Maybe three,” said Ferrante, staring at a stack representing four and a half years of quarterly commitment and roughly $9,000. “There’s a 2021 in here I got a whole email about. The email said ‘this one’s special.’” Ferrante, who has hosted the club membership as a personality trait since 2020 and mentions it at parties, confirmed he would definitely be getting into these. At press time, he had opened the top box, said “oh nice,” and closed it.